Me: I'm going to bed now
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *7 hours later* is that the sun
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
(via unescapable)
(Source: yanilavigne.net, via ohlovequotes)
“yeah, my personality is cool but have you seen my ass”
(via pathedicate)
I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me
(Source: driveway, via pathedicate)
Have you ever had a boy kiss your neck so good you see stars or some shit
Or your inner thigh
Or stomach
Or somewhere on your body that just hits the spot
Yeah.
(via fcuktheehype)
remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
(via groceryfag)
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
(via crystallized-teardrops)
- holy
- fucking
- shit
you know, he has a point
I want him to be the godfather of my firstborn
A visionary.
(via liquidswordz)
- holy
- fucking
- shit
you know, he has a point
I want him to be the godfather of my firstborn
A visionary.
(via liquidswordz)
people have to realize, they only know what i want them to know. i do not post 90% of my personal life on the internet.
i could be bffs with obama for all you fuckers know.
(via brr00tal)