Me: I'm going to bed now

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: *7 hours later* is that the sun

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via unescapable)

If it doesn’t break your heart, it isn’t love.

(Source: yanilavigne.net, via ohlovequotes)

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

(via simplifies)

chickensandwich:

“yeah, my personality is cool but have you seen my ass” 

(via pathedicate)

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

(Source: driveway, via pathedicate)

f4gglet:

Ily

eastafriqueen:

Have you ever had a boy kiss your neck so good you see stars or some shit

Or your inner thigh

Or stomach

Or somewhere on your body that just hits the spot

Yeah.

(via fcuktheehype)

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

(via groceryfag)

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

(via crystallized-teardrops)

quixon:

nosdrinker:

lordoftheinternet:

squidwardchan:

  • holy
  • fucking
  • shit

you know, he has a point

I want him to be the godfather of my firstborn

A visionary.

(via liquidswordz)

criddagucci:

people have to realize, they only know what i want them to know. i do not post 90% of my personal life on the internet.
i could be bffs with obama for all you fuckers know.

(via brr00tal)